IT公司的技术支持向你寻求帮助(Tech Support calls “YOU” for help.)
清晨两点,你起床上厕所,却打开了电脑( You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but turn on computer instead)
你双击电视机遥控器(You double click your TV remote. )
你的狗离开了你(Your dog leaves you)
你成功的发展了治疗你网瘾的精神病治疗师成为另一名网瘾患者,他对你的定期治疗是在聊天室,而不是办公室里展开的(You got your psychiatrist addicted to the Internet too and are undergoing therapy in private chat rooms instead of his office. )